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Groan
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Re: Groan
Google taking over the world (apologises if this is an old one but it made me chuckle).
- Hello! Is that Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, and thick crust.
- OK! This is my order...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed referenced the number of your telephone line with your name, through the subscribers guide and we have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years from our medical database.
- Okay, but I do not want that pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form...unless you bought them with an undeclared income source?
-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it expired 5 weeks ago...
- Hello! Is that Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number? Sorry
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, and thick crust.
- OK! This is my order...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
- What? I hate vegetables.
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How do you know?
- We crossed referenced the number of your telephone line with your name, through the subscribers guide and we have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years from our medical database.
- Okay, but I do not want that pizza!,I already take medicine ...
-Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form...unless you bought them with an undeclared income source?
-WHAT THE HELL?
- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.
- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it expired 5 weeks ago...
Suzuki GSX-S1000F...the KTM 450 EXC-R has gone