Author: Bryn Davies

Watch: Randy giraffe tries to make love to a GS

I know what you’re thinking, and no, ABR hasn’t ventured into the business of making cheap and nasty pornos. This clip, which was filmed in South Africa, shows a giraffe getting rather intimate with a BMW 1150 GSA, and it finally answers the question that’s been on the mind of riders since the dawn of time: do giraffes like adventure bikes?

After stumbling upon the giant mammal one of the riders decides to get off his 1150 GSA, leaving it on its side-stand. The giraffe then takes a liking for the lump of German metal and tries to mount it, in what appears to be an attempt to mate with the machine.

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Following the futile attempt at impregnating the GS, the animal then sets its sights on another rider, this time on a BMW F800 GS.

Check out the original footage below, and I think it’s safe to say, if giraffes could ride bikes they’d all have GSs!