Porn and Booze

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prooney377
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Porn and Booze

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My wife just bought a new safe and put all my porn and booze in there. 'The combination is my birthday' she said.

SHIT!!!
Why? Why not?
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richardsracingmad
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you're an old git then!!!!!:ohmy:
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Jim Lovell
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oh dear, thats not good :unsure:
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your a sad man?join the club he he ,al
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:laugh: :laugh:
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Jelly
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All my porn is electronic, no one can lock it up. ;) :evil:
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nicktm
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Right forget the porn, get yourself on xhamster and get down to bargain booze and hide it in the garden shed

play crafty just like the female species does everytime she draws breath

buzzin
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Selous
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nicktm wrote:Right forget the porn, get yourself on xhamster and get down to bargain booze and hide it in the garden shed

play crafty just like the female species does everytime she draws breath

buzzin
Agreed, but prefer youPorn lol




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nicktm wrote:Right forget the porn, get yourself on xhamster and get down to bargain booze and hide it in the garden shed

play crafty just like the female species does everytime she draws breath

buzzin
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Tell her you've figured out the combination and put all her shoes in there as well.




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