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And in the latest news:

"As the national pasta shortage continues, No.10 has asked that people do not panic buy based on the actions of a fusilli individuals."
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A us vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant,

president trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest.
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dave h wrote: ↑Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:21 am A us vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant,

president trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest.
Thats terrible, even for here. You're just not well and I think you should get out more... :?
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phil_h wrote: ↑Sat Apr 25, 2020 1:17 pm
dave h wrote: ↑Sat Apr 25, 2020 8:21 am A us vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant,

president trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest.
Thats terrible, even for here. You're just not well and I think you should get out more... :?
Yeah, terrible joke. And you realise that he was also charged with domestos assault?
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We have an aviary in our garden but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80’s music. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
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simonw wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:18 pm We have an aviary in our garden but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80’s music. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
That is simply the most brilliantly awful joke I've heard for ages.

Well Done ! :D
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Thanks Dave. I wish I could claim it for my own, but sadly it was given to me by a mate :-)
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simonw wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:08 am Thanks Dave. I wish I could claim it for my own, but sadly it was given to me by a mate :-)
OK, I'm going to have a go at something similar...

Did you hear about Paul McCartney? He's been thinking about the bloody puncture he got recently.

It was his Mull of Kintyre.

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