Ok, new thread for these miserable times.
The joke must be bad. No clever witty hilariously amusing gags please. It must make us groan.
Here's one to kick us off:
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol ?
Jerry Can
Groan
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Re: Groan
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I'M HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME
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Re: Groan
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”
My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
Roll on next year!
Good thread to maybe cheer folks up a bit
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”
My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
Roll on next year!
Good thread to maybe cheer folks up a bit
You dont pack up biking when you grow old
You grow old when you pack up biking
You grow old when you pack up biking
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Re: Groan
A bloke goes to the doctors, and he says "Doctor I think I'm a moth"
"You think you're a moth?"
"Yep, I think I'm a moth"
So the doctor says: "Well it sounds like you need a psychiatrist rather than a doctor. Why did you come here?"
"Because your light was on..."
"You think you're a moth?"
"Yep, I think I'm a moth"
So the doctor says: "Well it sounds like you need a psychiatrist rather than a doctor. Why did you come here?"
"Because your light was on..."
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Re: Groan
Bloke goes to see a speech therapist and says,
" doctor i'm having trouble pronouncing words with the letters F, T and H in them"
"Well" says the speech therapist, " you can't say fairer than that then".
" doctor i'm having trouble pronouncing words with the letters F, T and H in them"
"Well" says the speech therapist, " you can't say fairer than that then".