EVIL WIFE
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EVIL WIFE
me and the wife had abit of a falling out last week over nowt or something , she has had little grumps n growns since then , WELL ive been calling into my local paper shop every day to see if my issue 4 has turned up to the answer of no ive not seen it !!!!
so this morning i get a text from her saying OH I PICKED YOU BIKE MAG UP THE OTHER DAY ITS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR , iam sure the evil cows done it to wind me up , now i have to wait allday til she gets in from work to get my hands on it .
so this morning i get a text from her saying OH I PICKED YOU BIKE MAG UP THE OTHER DAY ITS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR , iam sure the evil cows done it to wind me up , now i have to wait allday til she gets in from work to get my hands on it .
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Re: EVIL WIFE
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I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate! :whistle:
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I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate! :whistle:
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Re: EVIL WIFE
Oh dear! If it's like that over a mag what's it going to be like when you buy a new bike - "Some guy turned up with a greasy motorbike in a van. I told him to deliver it to Oxfam" :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: EVIL WIFE
Women never make "honest mistakes" & they also never ever ever forget. Sorry to have to tell you this, but you're toast! Be afraid, very afraid :pinch:Lancastermick wrote:
I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate!
Over a long enough timeline, everyones survival rate drops to zero
Re: EVIL WIFE
desertraider wrote: me and the wife had abit of a falling out last week over nowt or something , she has had little grumps n growns since then , WELL ive been calling into my local paper shop every day to see if my issue 4 has turned up to the answer of no ive not seen it !!!!
so this morning i get a text from her saying OH I PICKED YOU BIKE MAG UP THE OTHER DAY ITS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR , iam sure the evil cows done it to wind me up , now i have to wait allday til she gets in from work to get my hands on it .
Teehee hee
so this morning i get a text from her saying OH I PICKED YOU BIKE MAG UP THE OTHER DAY ITS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR , iam sure the evil cows done it to wind me up , now i have to wait allday til she gets in from work to get my hands on it .
Teehee hee
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Re: EVIL WIFE
Mr Free Market wrote:Women never make "honest mistakes" & they also never ever ever forget. Sorry to have to tell you this, but you're toast! Be afraid, very afraid :pinch:Lancastermick wrote:
I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate!
I know....can you see my worry lines? :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: EVIL WIFE
well she swanned in not saying aword , buggered off up stairs to change , then came down and told me she had left my issue4 awork , and just as i was about to go mental she pulled it out of her bag and threw it at me , told you the cow is evil .
Re: EVIL WIFE
+1 - if I got on the wrong side of my lady she would have txt'd me a movie of the mag being shredded.CRAIGREVO wrote:She cant be all that bad, at least she picked it up and gave it to you. :whistle:
Basic rule of thumb for being a bloke in a relationship = "even if she is wrong, she is right so just say your sorry like you mean it and move on"
Cheers,
Leigh (LMG)
Leigh (LMG)