EVIL WIFE

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desertraider
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EVIL WIFE

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me and the wife had abit of a falling out last week over nowt or something , she has had little grumps n growns since then , WELL ive been calling into my local paper shop every day to see if my issue 4 has turned up to the answer of no ive not seen it !!!!
so this morning i get a text from her saying OH I PICKED YOU BIKE MAG UP THE OTHER DAY ITS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR , iam sure the evil cows done it to wind me up , now i have to wait allday til she gets in from work to get my hands on it .
Lancastermick
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:woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate! :whistle:

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Time to hide her favourite handbag:P
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Oh dear! If it's like that over a mag what's it going to be like when you buy a new bike - "Some guy turned up with a greasy motorbike in a van. I told him to deliver it to Oxfam" :laugh: :laugh:




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Mr Free Market
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Lancastermick wrote:

I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate!
Women never make "honest mistakes" & they also never ever ever forget. Sorry to have to tell you this, but you're toast! Be afraid, very afraid :pinch:
Over a long enough timeline, everyones survival rate drops to zero
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desertraider wrote: me and the wife had abit of a falling out last week over nowt or something , she has had little grumps n growns since then , WELL ive been calling into my local paper shop every day to see if my issue 4 has turned up to the answer of no ive not seen it !!!!
so this morning i get a text from her saying OH I PICKED YOU BIKE MAG UP THE OTHER DAY ITS IN THE BACK OF MY CAR , iam sure the evil cows done it to wind me up , now i have to wait allday til she gets in from work to get my hands on it .
Teehee hee :lol:
Lancastermick
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Mr Free Market wrote:
Lancastermick wrote:

I'm sure it was an honest mistake mate!
Women never make "honest mistakes" & they also never ever ever forget. Sorry to have to tell you this, but you're toast! Be afraid, very afraid :pinch:
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desertraider
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well she swanned in not saying aword , buggered off up stairs to change , then came down and told me she had left my issue4 awork , and just as i was about to go mental she pulled it out of her bag and threw it at me , told you the cow is evil .
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She cant be all that bad, at least she picked it up and gave it to you. :whistle:
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CRAIGREVO wrote:She cant be all that bad, at least she picked it up and gave it to you. :whistle:
+1 - if I got on the wrong side of my lady she would have txt'd me a movie of the mag being shredded.

Basic rule of thumb for being a bloke in a relationship = "even if she is wrong, she is right so just say your sorry like you mean it and move on"
Cheers,



Leigh (LMG)



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