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I could hardly get out of my little old Fiesta car yesterday, what with me being 6' 9" and having big problems with leg cramps. As luck would have it, on Facebook, a well known expert reckons cramps are caused by lack of Magnesium. I thought its about time I spent some serious money on looking after my health, and immediately put in an urgent order.

Hopefully the new wheels will arrive by the weekend.

Another one along the jigsaw puzzle theme:


A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The little lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. When he arrives, the old lady shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” Then he takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then...” and he says this with a deep sigh...



“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

Very relevant to France. Hardly anyone indicates in France.

HarveyCamm wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 8:41 amTree.jpg

Now that is purest 'groan'. Congratulations Harvey. We really need some kind of award for material like that.

Sorry Dave I think you're barking up the wrong tree

I always though 'dialogue' was an awful piece of wood.