Request for some Light-hearted Relief Please.....

[Treadtrader]

MidnightSerenity wrote:

Q: What colour is a burp?

A: Burple

:silly: :silly: :silly:

Groan :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Kenbo]

Alun Brilliant :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Can relate to that being a seasond "Ryan Air" traveller used go Stanstead to Fredrichaven to visit daughter 3,4, 5 times a year.
Got stung the first time but soon wised up PDQ

[sallysbuns]

Wayne rooney can no longer be the face of coca-cola as it should go to a genuine coke loving sportsman like ricky hatton.






sorry but it made me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[sallysbuns]

So cardinal walter kasper has described england as "a third world country", They obviously get The Jeremy Kyle show on vatican tv.

[MidnightSerenity]

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty!

Ok, ok...no more for today! :silly:

[900Fantrider]

George Micheal has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow inmates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is now working on a new single about his time inside, Its called " w*nk me off before your cocoa"

[MidnightSerenity]

900Fantrider wrote:

George Micheal has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow inmates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is now working on a new single about his time inside, Its called " w*nk me off before your cocoa"

followed by a :laugh:

[Jim Lovell]

A copper sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice looking woman is driving and smells booze on her breath.
He says "Im going to have to give you a breathalyser test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."
She blows into the bag and he walks over to the police car. After a couple of minutes he comes back and says, "looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."
"You mean it shows that, too?" she replies.

[Jim Lovell]

Jims wife was not so good with money and, determined to economise, he'd decided to have a chat with her about it. The following day he met up with his mate.
"so," asked his mate, "do you think your little chat worked?"
"yes, i think so," said Jim. "im going to give up beer and fags":


Hope the missus doesn't see this.:laugh:

[MidnightSerenity]

Jim Lovell wrote:

Jims wife was not so good with money and, determined to economise, he'd decided to have a chat with her about it. The following day he met up with his mate.
"so," asked his mate, "do you think your little chat worked?"
"yes, i think so," said Jim. "im going to give up beer and fags":


Hope the missus doesn't see this.:laugh:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: