Shopping basket make brilliant BBQ
Trolley too but that more party or ABR rally size
A Joke you heard today
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Trolley too but that more party or ABR rally size
Re: A Joke you heard today
As soon as I posted I guessed someone would point out that the baskets are nearly all plastic now 
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Re: A Joke you heard today
A rich bloke living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Colin, the only Aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and what else from the BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in with him.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash, and everyone turned around, and saw Colin in the pool fighting the Killer Croc. He was Jabbing the Croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches at it, and doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke holds, biting the Croc on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Martial Arts Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the Croc were screaming and raising hell…………
Finally, after a Titanic Struggle, Colin strangled the Croc, and let it float to the surface like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in total disbelief!
The host then says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a Million Dollars.'
'Nah, your all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.
The host, very puzzled, then said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about Half a Million bucks then?'
'No thanks.... I don't want it,' answered Colin.
The host, now perplexed, said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something, that was amazing what you just did, how about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some Stock Options?
Again, Colin said "No."
Confused, the Rich Host asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want? there must be something...........
To this, Colin said, "the only thing in the World I want right now, at this moment in time, is to find the Bastard that pushed me in “!!!!!!!!!!!!.
He also invited Colin, the only Aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and what else from the BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool, and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in with him.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash, and everyone turned around, and saw Colin in the pool fighting the Killer Croc. He was Jabbing the Croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches at it, and doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke holds, biting the Croc on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Martial Arts Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the Croc were screaming and raising hell…………
Finally, after a Titanic Struggle, Colin strangled the Croc, and let it float to the surface like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in total disbelief!
The host then says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a Million Dollars.'
'Nah, your all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.
The host, very puzzled, then said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about Half a Million bucks then?'
'No thanks.... I don't want it,' answered Colin.
The host, now perplexed, said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something, that was amazing what you just did, how about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some Stock Options?
Again, Colin said "No."
Confused, the Rich Host asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want? there must be something...........
To this, Colin said, "the only thing in the World I want right now, at this moment in time, is to find the Bastard that pushed me in “!!!!!!!!!!!!.
The lightest piece of kit is the one you leave behind...
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