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I saw an AA man sitting in his truck with his head in his hands and crying.

I think he was heading for a breakdown.

My neighbour lives only a stones throw from me. Poor guy - just been taken to hospital with unexplained head injuries


Why did they stop the leper's ice hockey game? .... there was a face-off in the corner


What did the leper say to the prostitute? .... keep the tip

Monster wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:30 pm
What did the leper say to the prostitute? .... keep the tip

That's gross.

Keep em coming...

How did the Italian chef die?

He pastaway...




and did you hear about the guy who tripped over into a big vat of curry?

He's fallen into a deep korma...

Patient....Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains...

Doctor...Pull yourself together Man...

Doctor I have a problem ... I have 5 penises (?? Plural of penis ... Penie??)

Doctor has a look and says .... Wow! Never seen that before ... how does your underwear fit??

Wait for it !!!! Wait - Wait

He said ... Like a .... GLOVE!!

When I'm older I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my Grandad did.



Not like the passengers on his bus!

Two parrots sat on a perch
One parrot says to the other

Stinks of fish around here!

Said to my doctor, " I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs.
He said, 'You've got the crooner virus...."

I am just leaving now

Well i said to my doctor, "i can't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home",
he said, "It's Not Unusual".