Groan
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Re: Groan
brill thread .. my favourite so far is..
so you think you're a moth?
what brought you to the surgery tonight?
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.. your light was on !!
so you think you're a moth?
what brought you to the surgery tonight?
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.. your light was on !!
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Re: Groan
I've been telling that joke for years, Gary.
Might explain why I have no friends and I will die sad and alone.
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Re: Groan
I know I will die sad and alone, but accept that as a simple fact of .. er .. life; but a little humour eases the journey.. thanks for the giggle lol
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Re: Groan
It's just before sunrise and two vampires are just getting in their coffins after a busy night swooping about blood-letting, when Vince turns to Pete and says: "just going to pop out for a quick nightcap".
Pete says, "Whaaat?! don't be daft the sun's nearly up and you'll never get back in time!,"
and with that, WHOOOSSHH! Vince zoomed out of the castle window and was gone in a split second.
No more than half a minute later, WHOOSH! Back in the window he swoops with his face covered in fresh blood!
"WOW!" Pete exclaims "for fuck sake Vincent I don't believe it! Where the hell did you find blood in 30 seconds?
The first replied, "Look across the meadow there," Pete says, "Yeah what, where?"
Vince says "See the field the other side of it, see that big oak tree right down the end of that field?"
Pete looked out and said "Yeah yeah, I see it."
Vincent, rubbing his bloody nose said, "Well, I fucking didn't!"
Pete says, "Whaaat?! don't be daft the sun's nearly up and you'll never get back in time!,"
and with that, WHOOOSSHH! Vince zoomed out of the castle window and was gone in a split second.
No more than half a minute later, WHOOSH! Back in the window he swoops with his face covered in fresh blood!
"WOW!" Pete exclaims "for fuck sake Vincent I don't believe it! Where the hell did you find blood in 30 seconds?
The first replied, "Look across the meadow there," Pete says, "Yeah what, where?"
Vince says "See the field the other side of it, see that big oak tree right down the end of that field?"
Pete looked out and said "Yeah yeah, I see it."
Vincent, rubbing his bloody nose said, "Well, I fucking didn't!"
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Re: Groan
Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.
3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.
2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."
Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."
Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.
2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."
Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."
Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
