“THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!” shouted the man on the tractor as he went down the lane.
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
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A penguin is riding his bike one day when he notices it's leaking oil all over the road. Fortunately, it happened near a bike shop. He dropped it off at the shop, and the mechanic said it should take a few hours.
The penguin decided to go for lunch. He stopped at a diner and ordered a tuna sandwich, with extra mayo.
After a few hours he wandered back to the shop. He went inside and approached the mechanic who said- Well, it looks like you blew a seal.
The penguin stopped, thought for a minute, wiped his beak with his wing and said- Oh no, that's just mayonnaise.
The penguin decided to go for lunch. He stopped at a diner and ordered a tuna sandwich, with extra mayo.
After a few hours he wandered back to the shop. He went inside and approached the mechanic who said- Well, it looks like you blew a seal.
The penguin stopped, thought for a minute, wiped his beak with his wing and said- Oh no, that's just mayonnaise.
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Re: Groan
Prince Charles is in isolation at Balmoral with Covid 19
Prince Andrew is in isolation at Windsor with Jennifer, 14
Prince Andrew is in isolation at Windsor with Jennifer, 14
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My friend loves trivia and thinks that he is very clever
You can just hear him ... Did you know that the onion is the only food that can make you cry
So I threw a coconut at his face to prove him wrong
You can just hear him ... Did you know that the onion is the only food that can make you cry
So I threw a coconut at his face to prove him wrong
If a Hammer don't fix it - you have an electrical problem