His wife had a tile for a hat, her name was roof
Groan
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Re: Groan
Clairvoyants meeting cancelled due to unforeseen events.AdventureDisco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:38 pm Agoraphobia group meeting cancelled due to self isolation!
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Re: Groan
What do you call a ......
Man with a seagull on his head .... Cliff
Man with a spade in his head .... Doug
And a man with no spade in his hands ... Douglas
Man in a grinder ... Chuck
Man under your car ... Jack
Man in a hole ... Phil
Man with no legs ... Neal
Woman with 1 leg longer than the other ... Eileen
Same but Japanese woman ... Irene
Man with a rabbit up his .... Warren
Man who died and was buried a long time ago ... Pete
Man with no arms or legs but still swimming ... Bob
Same guy rings your doorbell ... Matt
Same guy on the wall ... Art
Same guy in the sink ... Duane
Again but in a pot ... Stu
Again but near the mailbox ... Bill
Again but in a bun ... Frank
Again but on a podium ... Mike
Again but in a pile of leaves ... Russell
Again but up a tree ... Bud
A woman with no arms or legs in a frying pan ... Patty
Same but swimming ... Flo
Same but on the fence ... Barb
Same but on the beach ... Sandy
I do hope that I can get out soon !!
Man with a seagull on his head .... Cliff
Man with a spade in his head .... Doug
And a man with no spade in his hands ... Douglas
Man in a grinder ... Chuck
Man under your car ... Jack
Man in a hole ... Phil
Man with no legs ... Neal
Woman with 1 leg longer than the other ... Eileen
Same but Japanese woman ... Irene
Man with a rabbit up his .... Warren
Man who died and was buried a long time ago ... Pete
Man with no arms or legs but still swimming ... Bob
Same guy rings your doorbell ... Matt
Same guy on the wall ... Art
Same guy in the sink ... Duane
Again but in a pot ... Stu
Again but near the mailbox ... Bill
Again but in a bun ... Frank
Again but on a podium ... Mike
Again but in a pile of leaves ... Russell
Again but up a tree ... Bud
A woman with no arms or legs in a frying pan ... Patty
Same but swimming ... Flo
Same but on the fence ... Barb
Same but on the beach ... Sandy
I do hope that I can get out soon !!
If a Hammer don't fix it - you have an electrical problem
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Mickdb1
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Re: Groan
Be careful if using the Sun to wipe one's bum as it's already full of shit!!!.
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In February 2040 John opened his last packet of toilet rolls he inherited from his parents
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In February 2040 John opened his last packet of toilet rolls he inherited from his parents
You dont pack up biking when you grow old
You grow old when you pack up biking
You grow old when you pack up biking
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Re: Groan
Not sure, but I think that could be the first joke I ever remember hearing! So that makes it at least about 50 years old....Scott_rider wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 6:28 pm Patient....Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains...
Doctor...Pull yourself together Man...
This might have been the second joke I ever heard:
When is a door not a door? When it's a jar.
GROAN
