Whoever the selfish hoofwanking cockwomble , with an ABR sticker, parked near the smoking shelter is, who thinks dumping his White 1200 across the entrance to the motorcycle and cycle parking area in Beeston was a smart move - wrong ... just be a bigger man and fecking move it!
You are a despite your sticker the kind of twatwaffling spunkmonkey who can't ride further than Starbucks...
Here endeth the rant!
Parking like a TW@ in Beeston
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston
Big site - nobody knows who you are or what floor you are on - not mine evidently , but a lot of people complaining - but KLIM... now got me convinced your a total Starbucks warrior ... bet you wear Sidi Adventures as well
If the fat tw@ on the phone hadn't been blocking my view as I rode in I wouldn't have slowed down and would have t-boned you if I had turned up the slope as I do every day.
One way traffic - up the slope towards the end - park at an angle with all the other bikes usually there and easy out for all of us. Also means you use the locking rail as there is currently a big theft problem locally as the scrotes caught early this year are back out on street again.
If the fat tw@ on the phone hadn't been blocking my view as I rode in I wouldn't have slowed down and would have t-boned you if I had turned up the slope as I do every day.
One way traffic - up the slope towards the end - park at an angle with all the other bikes usually there and easy out for all of us. Also means you use the locking rail as there is currently a big theft problem locally as the scrotes caught early this year are back out on street again.
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston
Seriously though - park with teh others and Bring a chain... they know the timings of the security cameras and have started going upmarket from 125's - managed to get a Daytona away not too far away.
Same crew - was mightily pee'd off when I saw the some CCTV footage - same scrotes who got banged up a few months back
They had the white 125 away parked at the end today , which was their downfall as it was traced ... owner only popped back into the office for something left in reception... unlocked that long!
Same crew - was mightily pee'd off when I saw the some CCTV footage - same scrotes who got banged up a few months back
They had the white 125 away parked at the end today , which was their downfall as it was traced ... owner only popped back into the office for something left in reception... unlocked that long!
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston
Oh no ABR is now like my village Facebook group naming and shaming... time to remove the sticker just so no one catches me when I’m being a twat... not implying of course that anyone’s being a twat on this thread
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston
Thankfully, I've made it home before it rained and normal service can resume at the Beeston office Luckily none of my customer's care about my alleged poor parking standards and the bike is always a great icebreaker, unfortunately though it's the train to London for me for the next 6 months
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston
I had to google "breakout room" I need to get out more
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