Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

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Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by scouse » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:51 am

Whoever the selfish hoofwanking cockwomble , with an ABR sticker, parked near the smoking shelter is, who thinks dumping his White 1200 across the entrance to the motorcycle and cycle parking area in Beeston was a smart move - wrong ... just be a bigger man and fecking move it!

You are a despite your sticker the kind of twatwaffling spunkmonkey who can't ride further than Starbucks... :roll: :roll:

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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by Brads » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:10 am

Are you OK Hun ?
Round the world ???



Round the bend more like !

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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by PDiddy » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:27 am

You could always pop down to the breakout room and ask me?? I'm the little old bloke who's never been anywhere in the Klim gear - :lol:

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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by scouse » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:50 am

Big site - nobody knows who you are or what floor you are on - not mine evidently , but a lot of people complaining - but KLIM... now got me convinced your a total Starbucks warrior ... bet you wear Sidi Adventures as well :D

If the fat tw@ on the phone hadn't been blocking my view as I rode in I wouldn't have slowed down and would have t-boned you if I had turned up the slope as I do every day.

One way traffic - up the slope towards the end - park at an angle with all the other bikes usually there and easy out for all of us. Also means you use the locking rail as there is currently a big theft problem locally as the scrotes caught early this year are back out on street again.
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by PDiddy » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:56 am

Ground floor rebuilding my laptop :roll: I've got my squeaky sidi's on today :lol: Don't worry, i'll not be back for another 12 months when I rebuild it again :P

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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by scouse » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:11 pm

Seriously though - park with teh others and Bring a chain... they know the timings of the security cameras and have started going upmarket from 125's - managed to get a Daytona away not too far away.

Same crew - was mightily pee'd off when I saw the some CCTV footage - same scrotes who got banged up a few months back :evil: :evil: :angry:

They had the white 125 away parked at the end today , which was their downfall as it was traced ... owner only popped back into the office for something left in reception... unlocked that long!
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by scouse » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:15 pm

Brads wrote:
Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:10 am
Are you OK Hun ?
:D
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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by Cone » Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:06 pm

Oh no ABR is now like my village Facebook group naming and shaming... time to remove the sticker just so no one catches me when I’m being a twat... not implying of course that anyone’s being a twat on this thread ;)

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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by PDiddy » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:06 pm

Thankfully, I've made it home before it rained and normal service can resume at the Beeston office :D Luckily none of my customer's care about my alleged poor parking standards and the bike is always a great icebreaker, unfortunately though it's the train to London for me for the next 6 months :o

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Re: Parking like a TW@ in Beeston

Post by lancashirelad » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:17 pm

I had to google "breakout room" :D I need to get out more :D
I've to start again now buying & fitting all the bits I had on the previous cb500x!!! :D

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