A Woman appeared before the Court for stealing a tin of peaches.
The Magistrate asked her, "How many peaches were in the tin?"
"Four your honour" she said.
"Well, I'm going to sentence you to one month in jail for every peach you stole, he said."
With that, her Husband called out from the gallery, "She also stole a tin of peas".
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Shoplifting wife
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Re: Shoplifting wife
Two elephants went to the beach, but only one went for a swim.
Why?
Because they only had one pair of trunks.
Why?
Because they only had one pair of trunks.
Re: Shoplifting wife
A horse walks into a bar; barman says "why the long face?"
Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar; barman says "Is this some sort of a joke?"
Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar; barman says "Is this some sort of a joke?"
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Re: Shoplifting wife
Crystal ball for sale, £40
but you will knock me down to £35.
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but you will knock me down to £35.
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"The distant echo of faraway voices boarding far away trains,
To take them home to the ones that they love and who love them forever......."
To take them home to the ones that they love and who love them forever......."
Re: Shoplifting wife
Funny, I saw that one coming :dry:Jelly wrote:Crystal ball for sale, £40
but you will knock me down to £35.
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I had a crystal ball once, played havoc with the way I walked.
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I had a curried pelican at the local indian. Not bad, but the bill was enormous!
I then chose the Balti Tarka - its a bit like a balti Tikka but a little otter!
I then chose the Balti Tarka - its a bit like a balti Tikka but a little otter!
The lightest piece of kit is the one you leave behind...
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A huge white stallion walk into a bar and asked the bar man, 'i'll have a whiskey please'
The bar man replied, 'Hey we have a whiskey named after you'
The white stallion said, 'What Eric?'
The bar man replied, 'Hey we have a whiskey named after you'
The white stallion said, 'What Eric?'
Re: Shoplifting wife
I was going to tell my car park joke; but it's wrong on every level.
BTW, I think there ought to be a humour / joke category.
BTW, I think there ought to be a humour / joke category.
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
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A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
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XR 400 R