Shoplifting wife

[Jelly]

A Woman appeared before the Court for stealing a tin of peaches.
The Magistrate asked her, "How many peaches were in the tin?"
"Four your honour" she said.
"Well, I'm going to sentence you to one month in jail for every peach you stole, he said."
With that, her Husband called out from the gallery, "She also stole a tin of peas".
:laugh:

[moto al]

good one he he,al

[The Wilbur]

Two elephants went to the beach, but only one went for a swim.

Why?

Because they only had one pair of trunks.

[mark1150]

A horse walks into a bar; barman says "why the long face?"
Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar; barman says "Is this some sort of a joke?"

[Jelly]

Crystal ball for sale, £40

but you will knock me down to £35.


:laugh:

[mark1150]

Crystal ball for sale, £40

but you will knock me down to £35.


:laugh:

Funny, I saw that one coming :dry:


I had a crystal ball once, played havoc with the way I walked.

[herman]

I used to be a practicing clairvoyant but I gave it up....I just could'nt see a future in it. :whistle:

[Morph]

I had a curried pelican at the local indian. Not bad, but the bill was enormous!

I then chose the Balti Tarka - its a bit like a balti Tikka but a little otter!

[dave_ac]

A huge white stallion walk into a bar and asked the bar man, 'i'll have a whiskey please'

The bar man replied, 'Hey we have a whiskey named after you'

The white stallion said, 'What Eric?'

[mark1150]

I was going to tell my car park joke; but it's wrong on every level.


BTW, I think there ought to be a humour / joke category.