EU. In or out?

[Redmurty]

if you want things to crash, then keep saying they will. Self for filling prophecy :whistle:

Up and at them, over the top boys and given a taste of cold steel, that's our spirit. Slip ya dummies back in, walk over to the corner pick ya teddy up and get on with it :woohoo:

cheers Spud

[Redmurty]

Cornwall is saying it was getting £85 million a year from the EU (British tax payers money) that's only 1/2 a weeks contributions to the EU for the country, oh of course we can't afford to fund Kernow now :whistle:

cheers Spud

[Redmurty]

cheers Spud

[ollydog]

if you want things to crash, then keep saying they will. Self for filling prophecy :whistle:

Up and at them, over the top boys and given a taste of cold steel, that's our spirit. Slip ya dummies back in, walk over to the corner pick ya teddy up and get on with it :woohoo:
cheers Spud

i agree lets big up the country look at the positives, votings over out so lets just get on with it, we could talk ourselfs back into recession.

we had the vote staying lost, so we live in a free voting country and the loosing side did not like the out come and want to vote again, well tough that democracy

steve

[Alan29]

I agree. The campaigns over, lets get on with it.
Just wish the Euro rate wasn't so shit with a trip to Austria and Germany coming up in a couple of months.

[skipper]

Stolen from tinternet. Not aimed at anyone here.


Right. Fuck this. We're ALL up shit creek and we need a paddle. Now, not in three months.
Fellow Remain voters: Enough already. Yes, we're all pissed off but navel gazing ain't gonna help. Not all 17 million Leave voters can possibly be racist northern pensioners without an O level to their name. Maybe they have a point about this quitting the EU thing? Maybe not. Whatever, we are where we are and no amount a whinging is gonna change that. Allegedly we're the intelligent ones, so get your thinking caps on.
Leave voters. Well done. Good game. We hear you. Now you need to get stuck in to the aftermath and not just piss off back to Wetherspoons. (Just banter, twats!). And the first person to say they "want their country back" gets deported to fucking Gibraltar. OK?
Politicians.
David. Fuck off. Shut the door behind you. Now.
George. You may be a twat but you're our twat. Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account. Get your calculator. Drop the face-like-a-slapped-ass routine. You're on.
Boris. Sorry mate. That photo of you abseiling by your scrotum over the London Olympics while waving a Union Jack can't ever be un-taken. Plus, you'll never be able to appear on Question Time again without some sturdy Glaswegian nurse asking where the fuck her 350 million quid is. Not only will she have a very good point, she'll be wearing a T shirt that shows you gurning in front of that fucking bus! No captains hat for you I'm afraid.
Theresa. You're in charge love. Get the biggest shoulder pads you've got. We need Ming The Merciless in drag and you'll scare the shit out of 'em.
Nicola. Yep. Fair cop. You probably could get us on a technicality, as could London. But we fucking love shortbread. And oil. And to be honest you're probably the best politician we've got, so we need you on side. Sort your lot out and we promise never to mention that Jimmy Krankie thing again (although it is pretty uncanny) and we'll make you a Dame once we're sorted. Bring Ruth Davidson. She kicks ass.
Opposition party. We'll need one. Someone take Jeremy and John back to the British Legion Club where you found them. Take Nigel as well. Give back their sandals, buy them a pint, then go to Heathrow and collect David Milliband. Fuck it. Lets gets Ed Balls as well. He keeps George on his toes. I think he works on the lottery kiosk at Morrisons now?
Oh. And Mark Carney. Give him a knighthood and tell him to keep that shit coming. We definitely need more of that good shit!
Everyone set? Right. Hold the Easyjet. We're going to Brussels and this ain't no hen party.
‪#‎weneedaplan‬ Share!

love that and it's good to see the change of attitude in the country, whining over lets get stuck in.

[Redmurty]

if you want things to crash, then keep saying they will. Self for filling prophecy :whistle:

Up and at them, over the top boys and given a taste of cold steel, that's our spirit. Slip ya dummies back in, walk over to the corner pick ya teddy up and get on with it :woohoo:
cheers Spud

i agree lets big up the country look at the positives, votings over out so lets just get on with it, we could talk ourselfs back into recession.

we had the vote staying lost, so we live in a free voting country and the loosing side did not like the out come and want to vote again, well tough that democracy

steve

Lots of "levers" voted out to get back control and stop being dictated to but it seems like some of the "remainers" still want to dictate :whistle:

cheers Spud

[-Ralph-]

Stolen from tinternet. Not aimed at anyone here.


Right. Fuck this. We're ALL up shit creek and we need a paddle. Now, not in three months.
Fellow Remain voters: Enough already. Yes, we're all pissed off but navel gazing ain't gonna help. Not all 17 million Leave voters can possibly be racist northern pensioners without an O level to their name. Maybe they have a point about this quitting the EU thing? Maybe not. Whatever, we are where we are and no amount a whinging is gonna change that. Allegedly we're the intelligent ones, so get your thinking caps on.
Leave voters. Well done. Good game. We hear you. Now you need to get stuck in to the aftermath and not just piss off back to Wetherspoons. (Just banter, twats!). And the first person to say they "want their country back" gets deported to fucking Gibraltar. OK?
Politicians.
David. Fuck off. Shut the door behind you. Now.
George. You may be a twat but you're our twat. Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account. Get your calculator. Drop the face-like-a-slapped-ass routine. You're on.
Boris. Sorry mate. That photo of you abseiling by your scrotum over the London Olympics while waving a Union Jack can't ever be un-taken. Plus, you'll never be able to appear on Question Time again without some sturdy Glaswegian nurse asking where the fuck her 350 million quid is. Not only will she have a very good point, she'll be wearing a T shirt that shows you gurning in front of that fucking bus! No captains hat for you I'm afraid.
Theresa. You're in charge love. Get the biggest shoulder pads you've got. We need Ming The Merciless in drag and you'll scare the shit out of 'em.
Nicola. Yep. Fair cop. You probably could get us on a technicality, as could London. But we fucking love shortbread. And oil. And to be honest you're probably the best politician we've got, so we need you on side. Sort your lot out and we promise never to mention that Jimmy Krankie thing again (although it is pretty uncanny) and we'll make you a Dame once we're sorted. Bring Ruth Davidson. She kicks ass.
Opposition party. We'll need one. Someone take Jeremy and John back to the British Legion Club where you found them. Take Nigel as well. Give back their sandals, buy them a pint, then go to Heathrow and collect David Milliband. Fuck it. Lets gets Ed Balls as well. He keeps George on his toes. I think he works on the lottery kiosk at Morrisons now?
Oh. And Mark Carney. Give him a knighthood and tell him to keep that shit coming. We definitely need more of that good shit!
Everyone set? Right. Hold the Easyjet. We're going to Brussels and this ain't no hen party.
‪#‎weneedaplan‬ Share!

Saw it on Facebook but whether the guy wrote it or whether he copied and pasted it I'm not sure.

[Crossrutted]

Stolen from tinternet. Not aimed at anyone here.


Right. Fuck this. We're ALL up shit creek and we need a paddle. Now, not in three months.
Fellow Remain voters: Enough already. Yes, we're all pissed off but navel gazing ain't gonna help. Not all 17 million Leave voters can possibly be racist northern pensioners without an O level to their name. Maybe they have a point about this quitting the EU thing? Maybe not. Whatever, we are where we are and no amount a whinging is gonna change that. Allegedly we're the intelligent ones, so get your thinking caps on.
Leave voters. Well done. Good game. We hear you. Now you need to get stuck in to the aftermath and not just piss off back to Wetherspoons. (Just banter, twats!). And the first person to say they "want their country back" gets deported to fucking Gibraltar. OK?
Politicians.
David. Fuck off. Shut the door behind you. Now.
George. You may be a twat but you're our twat. Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account. Get your calculator. Drop the face-like-a-slapped-ass routine. You're on.
Boris. Sorry mate. That photo of you abseiling by your scrotum over the London Olympics while waving a Union Jack can't ever be un-taken. Plus, you'll never be able to appear on Question Time again without some sturdy Glaswegian nurse asking where the fuck her 350 million quid is. Not only will she have a very good point, she'll be wearing a T shirt that shows you gurning in front of that fucking bus! No captains hat for you I'm afraid.
Theresa. You're in charge love. Get the biggest shoulder pads you've got. We need Ming The Merciless in drag and you'll scare the shit out of 'em.
Nicola. Yep. Fair cop. You probably could get us on a technicality, as could London. But we fucking love shortbread. And oil. And to be honest you're probably the best politician we've got, so we need you on side. Sort your lot out and we promise never to mention that Jimmy Krankie thing again (although it is pretty uncanny) and we'll make you a Dame once we're sorted. Bring Ruth Davidson. She kicks ass.
Opposition party. We'll need one. Someone take Jeremy and John back to the British Legion Club where you found them. Take Nigel as well. Give back their sandals, buy them a pint, then go to Heathrow and collect David Milliband. Fuck it. Lets gets Ed Balls as well. He keeps George on his toes. I think he works on the lottery kiosk at Morrisons now?
Oh. And Mark Carney. Give him a knighthood and tell him to keep that shit coming. We definitely need more of that good shit!
Everyone set? Right. Hold the Easyjet. We're going to Brussels and this ain't no hen party.
‪#‎weneedaplan‬ Share!

love that and it's good to see the change of attitude in the country, whining over lets get stuck in.

"Stuck into" what exactly?

How does the average voter (us) influence what happens now?

(Please, no short lectures on democracy )

I have NO confidence in any of the politicians(irrespective of Left, Right or Insane)to look after the interests of the average voter (you & me)whilst reorganising the UK & Europe.

[The Sarge]

if you want things to crash, then keep saying they will. Self for filling prophecy :whistle:

Up and at them, over the top boys and given a taste of cold steel, that's our spirit. Slip ya dummies back in, walk over to the corner pick ya teddy up and get on with it :woohoo:
cheers Spud

i agree lets big up the country look at the positives, votings over out so lets just get on with it, we could talk ourselfs back into recession.

we had the vote staying lost, so we live in a free voting country and the loosing side did not like the out come and want to vote again, well tough that democracy

steve

Lots of "levers" voted out to get back control and stop being dictated to but it seems like some of the "remainers" still want to dictate :whistle:

cheers Spud

Are those Clutch or Brake 'Levers' ?? :whistle: