Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?
Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
Crap Joke time
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man walks into a chinese carry out establishment
a sweet n sour pork n fried rice please
'whotch u wo!
a sweet and sour pork n fried rice!
'whotch u wo!
A SWEET AND SOUR PORK N FRIED RICE!!!
'NO WHOTCH U WO IT'S JUST BEEN PAINTED!!!!
a sweet n sour pork n fried rice please
'whotch u wo!
a sweet and sour pork n fried rice!
'whotch u wo!
A SWEET AND SOUR PORK N FRIED RICE!!!
'NO WHOTCH U WO IT'S JUST BEEN PAINTED!!!!
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Same two nuns out for a bike ride.PaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?
Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
Sister Bernadette; "I've never come this way before"
Sister Mary; I have, fun isn't it?
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Same thing wick in wick out.PaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?
Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen.- Louis L'Amour
Crap Joke time
Teacher asks her kids to form a sentence using the word contagious.
Billy says "When I had chickenpox Mummy said I couldn't come to school because I was very contagious"
Very good Billy, what about you Fiona?
"My cat had an eye infection and I was told not to touch it because it was contagious"
Very good Fiona. She turns to an Irish boy and says, "what about you Paddy?"
Paddy says he was driving along in the car with his Dad and they saw a lorry load of potato's shed all over the road. Paddy's Dad said (read out loud in an Irish accent)
"I'm glad I'm not the poor bastard pickin' those up, it's gonna take the contagious!"
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Billy says "When I had chickenpox Mummy said I couldn't come to school because I was very contagious"
Very good Billy, what about you Fiona?
"My cat had an eye infection and I was told not to touch it because it was contagious"
Very good Fiona. She turns to an Irish boy and says, "what about you Paddy?"
Paddy says he was driving along in the car with his Dad and they saw a lorry load of potato's shed all over the road. Paddy's Dad said (read out loud in an Irish accent)
"I'm glad I'm not the poor bastard pickin' those up, it's gonna take the contagious!"
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"Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
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An English cat called One Two Three, and a French cat called Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the channel.
Q. Which cat won?
A. One Two Three won, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
Q. Which cat won?
A. One Two Three won, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I don't get itPaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?
Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
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Where's (wears) the candle?steve172 wrote:I don't get itPaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?
Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
It (masturbation) sure does.