Women's Logic

[Road2Manchester]

In a heated conversation about doing things together (don't you just love that gem), the comment' " you get to do his biker stuff' was thrown into the melting pot !!!

After 33 years married to the same woman, I got into 'biker stuff' at around 45 years old. Considering I do not play golf. do not watch football or go to the pub every chance I get, we have been together for nearly 35 years except for the 6 weeks I was riding in the states, the 5 weeks I was working in the states, and the odd few days I was working elsewhere in the UK or Europe. (working is better, because that's better than not working. Though working in a hot country, goes against the points system.)
(USA I worked 10-12 hrs a day in the 80's and lost 2 stone.... did that count... NO)


My total time for biker stuff in 2013, was three nights at two ABR events. (Boil and Wales weekend), and the odd ride out day.
Total time 'she in doors' came for a ride. TWICE.

Reasons: to cold, to wet, sore knee,back,leg,foot,to cold, to far.

The best parts if the story was the golden words:

If we had a motorhome, I could come with you to the 'biker do's'.............

FcUKin Hell...... the one chance I get to be out and about on me tod with some mates, and now she wants to come with me on these 'small opportunities to do something for me'.


Yes dear, you stay here on the campsite on your own with the dogs, whilst I go out for the day with me pals on a ride about. CAN YOU IMAGINE ??????

Talk about stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Women, you can't live with em, you can't shoot em :sick: :huh:

[ChrisA]

I had a motorbike before her indoors came along, we got married, we needed money, No she said don't sell it, we'll get by, still got the bike and the wife 36yrs later.

[The Wilbur]

I refer to myself as a Bachelor.

A man who didn't make the same mistake once.

:whistle:

[Redmurty]

In the same boat, I don't smoke, I don't drink and luckily I'm not interested in sex seeing as I have a partner :pinch:

A few years back I was in a pub with the lads when a hen party walked in, all my mates perked up. I just happened to be at the bar when they started to drink. The bride to be said to her mate, "well he has less than 12 hours left before his life changes" they all started to laugh I looked around at them, the bride went on to say "he wont be going to football anymore, his late nights with the boys are out the window" and the list went on.
I looked at her and said "why are you marrying him" she said "I love him" I simply replied "as he is" she said "Yes" I said "you fell in love with a man because of the way he is" she just nodded her head I stood in front of her and said "why the flock are you going to change him then you flocking muppet, do him and yourself a favour and call it off" she burst into tears.

I don't get it, women want you because you are you, then they are never happy because you are you, women listen up IF YOU WANT TO TRAIN SOMETHING GET A FLOCKING DOG WILL YA

Cheers Spud

[peterekins]

Unfortanatly life sometimes has to be a compromise, especialy with your loved ones. Any body not willing too, usually end up on their own telling everybody else how good it is. They may be right, but I wouln't swap. I,v been married (15 yrs) single(2 yrs) then cohaditing(13 yrs) in that order.
You can't beat sharing your life and experiences with a partner.

[Redmurty]

Unfortanatly life sometimes has to be a compromise, especialy with your loved ones. Any body not willing too, usually end up on their own telling everybody else how good it is. They may be right, but I wouln't swap. I,v been married (15 yrs) single(2 yrs) then cohaditing(13 yrs) in that order.
You can't beat sharing your life and experiences with a partner.

Nothing wrong with compromise or sharing mate. (thumbs)

cheers Spud

[PaulG]

I'm getting to the age where I am beginning to suffer from selective deafness :laugh: - I find it helps sometimes!

Paul

[JumboSi]

They are indecipherable! Milestone, though; my wife apologised to me for the first time ever last night. She said she was sorry she married me.


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[yoda]

Selective male deafness is a well known genetic condition that crosses all known cultural and age differences, it becomes more pronounced as we get older and is also known as the male age related get out of it didn't hear you deafness clause.
Women can also suffer from a similar condition known as selective female hearing translational disfunction..it goes like this,
Wife/partner/girlfriend "does this dress/my hair/shoes look good/suit me ok?"
Selective deafness husband/partner "eh what??...yes its nice/fine/looks good"
Wife/partner/girlfriend "you think i'm fat/ugly don't you"
Selective deafness husband partner " :huh: "

N.b despite being married a long time and having both of you having a good sense of humour answering "yes" even in jest to the last question is not the recomended response.

[Brenhden]

I know this is semantics but a compromise is where no one is happy. A collaboration is where everyone is happy. Having left me wife after all the sh!t listed below I think I have sorted it with my new Mrs. Not long after we met we sat down and I told that the things I do are good for me and make me the person I am, if she take them away I won't be the person she fell in love with and that I can't live like that and it led to the collapse of my marriage. I told her that I wold treat her the same way. Now she kicks me out the door to ride the bike or go in the workshop and I take her to chintzy gift shops and national trust houses.

Collaboration and complete happyness B)

Unfortanatly life sometimes has to be a compromise, especialy with your loved ones. Any body not willing too, usually end up on their own telling everybody else how good it is. They may be right, but I wouln't swap. I,v been married (15 yrs) single(2 yrs) then cohaditing(13 yrs) in that order.
You can't beat sharing your life and experiences with a partner.

Nothing wrong with compromise or sharing mate. (thumbs)

cheers Spud