Christmas domestics....

[special one]

Must be a regional thing, I still don't get it ???

It's a joke.

Yes I realise it's joke, I just don't get it, can someone one dumb it down? It's obviously too intelligent for me.

[johnnyboxer]

Must be a regional thing, I still don't get it ???

It's a joke.

I still think there's a grain of truth in Jelly's post though :whistle:

If all of us don't have one row or disagreement with our ladies over the Festive period, then it'll be a flipping miracle

[chrisinflight]

Dont really get the joke either. Domestic as in hired help or paper plates? confused..... I`ll re-read tomorrow!

[motorbike]

my wife has just brought me up a glass of wine some cheese and biscuits and asked if i wanted anything else...she is downstairs wrapping all the presents making a cake and putting on a washing ..HOW BLOODY SELFISH!!!!!!

[Lizzie]

Why oh why do they get worse around Christmas time?

I've just had a stonking row with the missus, she's moaning that I've become tighter and meaner over the last 20 years. Stupid cow!

It got to boiling point when she locked herself in the kitchen and started ripping up all the plates.




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Nice one Jelly!

My boss thinks my hubby and I are miserable because we don't buy each other Christmas presents. She thinks I don't like Christmas because I would rather spend time making Gingerbread or making chocolates to give to family and friends rather than send Christmas cards.

I love Christmas - but the commercialism drives me bats. Its no wonder so may families fall out over the festive season :blink:

Hope you have a great Christmas

[Jelly]

Right, yes it is a joke, wife moaning at me being tight-------ripping up plates (too tight to buy real ones).

I suppose if you have to spell it out then it ain't funny, I pissed myself when I first read it (it's a stolen joke) on another forum. Hey ho.

As for me and Mrs Jelly, we've had about 3 rows in the last 20 years. Compatibility. (thumbs)


(And she was wrong every time :whistle: )

[peterekins]

Totaly aggree, only today I was told that the house needed to be spotless for crimbo and I wasn't helping by being in the shed. At this point I had to aggree, but did offer the argument that she never ever has tiddied up my shed. And while I was out there at least i wasn,t adding to the mess.
Oh dear, no special prezzie for me tonight, probable not untill the joy, that is christmas is over.

[Andy5520]

[Redmurty]

Could be worse Jelly, we could still be stuck in our old Jobs dealing with the domestics that the season of goodwill to all men bring on.

Subtle humour, who would of thought it :whistle:

cheers Spud

[Thedktor]

I think the thread is funnier than the original joke! :laugh:

I'm having a strange one playing happy families for the children, though they bring a lot of laughter and fun to the house.

I have learnt to admit defeat to the cost of it all as it is just ridiculous and would make me very distressed to ponder on it, though we do try to only buy useful pressies.

Next year I will be single and have a very strict budget control - humbug! :cheer: