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A para arrives at the pearly gates of heaven where he is met by the angel Gabriel. Congratulations says Gabriel now what would your paradise be he asks. Anywhere so there are no bootnecks he replies. So be it says Gabriel. The para awakes to find himself on a nice warm beach with a hot naked girl playing vollyball when he notices a rigid raider storming towards the beach with a green beret on it. Damn it says the para I said no Royal Marines. And there isn't replies Gabriel, that's God he just thinks he's one
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God indeed was a marine I believe.













He failed P company ;)
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skygod wrote:God indeed was a marine I believe.

I thought he was a Para because he failed the commando course
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I think this Forum is 1 of the few where, people have 'banter' and no one takes it too serious, just wondering if it has anything to do with all us ex Forces, & some serving.

As a hobby I used to do Sport Parachuting, (free fall), I was amazed to find out the amount of Para's who are scared of heights!
We have 2 & 3 Para near me.
Btw yes I have got my wings as well!




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Anyone still serving...?
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Ubique 895 wrote:Anyone still serving...?
My husband serves me Coffee in bed every morning when he comes in from work,does that count?? :silly:
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Ubique 895 wrote:Anyone still serving...?
I did dinner about 5 hours ago - does that count? :whistle:
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RRW - a looooong time ago
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