Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

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Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by daveuprite » Fri May 22, 2020 5:02 pm

New thread? Nothing big and serious, just those maddening minor things that annoy you out of all proportion.

My starter:

The woman dentist (probably an actor) in the Pro-Enamel T.V. advert who says the word 'enamel' about fifteen times.
I want to punch her teeth in.

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by Richard Simpson Mark II » Fri May 22, 2020 5:12 pm

'Reaching out'

As in "We are reaching out to former customers"

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by Richard Simpson Mark II » Fri May 22, 2020 5:14 pm

'Mental health issues'

"I was suffering from mental health issues" when someone is just feeling a bit glum or lazy.

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by Treadtrader » Fri May 22, 2020 5:18 pm

Trying to sort a minor query with the bank, ages on the phone to get a recorded message saying go to our website, that’s just as useless.
This thread could run for a bit.
Contact email [email protected] or pm.

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by OnHellas » Fri May 22, 2020 5:24 pm

A radio DJ sending a “shout out”.

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by PHILinFRANCE » Fri May 22, 2020 5:25 pm

Fucking fist bumps :evil: i mean come .....................................i am nearly 60 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by OnHellas » Fri May 22, 2020 5:25 pm

When people use the term “de-tuned” when a motorcycle engine is used in another model.

ie R1 engine in the FZ1 Fazer.....

It’s RE-TUNED ffs!

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by OnHellas » Fri May 22, 2020 5:27 pm

New and improved......yeah, right!

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by OnHellas » Fri May 22, 2020 5:29 pm

You’ve set me off here Mr Upright, I need a cup of tea and some soothing music.....thank fcuk Steve “Love the show” Wright has finished for the day......

And breath...... :lol:

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Re: Very small things that piss you off but shouldn't really...

Post by Hugh » Fri May 22, 2020 5:34 pm

Greetings,

"your call is very important to us, please hold the line whilst we try to connect you ..................... inappropriate tiny sounding music for the next 10 minutes ................."

"call us sometime next week when we should have one in"

"hi guys" when it is spoken to women .............. now I really am going off on one :lol:

TTFN

Hugh.

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