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Re: Groan

Post by tuftywhite » Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:28 am

What's red and invisible?



No tomatoes!

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Re: Groan

Post by HarveyCamm » Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:44 am

Agg(Skinny) wrote:
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What do you call an Irish man who puts his table and chairs in the garden.

Paddy O'Furniture

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Re: Groan

Post by phil_h » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:04 pm

Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.




Sorry.
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Re: Groan

Post by daveuprite » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:54 pm

phil_h wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:04 pm
Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.
Excellent! That definitely belongs in 'Groan'

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Re: Groan

Post by daveuprite » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:57 pm

I went to the zoo the other day, but all they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu.



But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...

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Re: Groan

Post by Elmer J Fudd » Mon Apr 06, 2020 2:07 pm

What's long, black, hard and full of seamen?


A submarine.

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Re: Groan

Post by Flipflop » Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:21 pm

daveuprite wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:57 pm

But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...
I like that :lol:

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Re: Groan

Post by Flipflop » Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:27 pm

They’ve put Boris on one of those new Dyson respirators - apparently he’s picking up nicely.

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Re: Groan

Post by qcnr » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:30 pm

That sucks...

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Re: Groan

Post by phil_h » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:49 pm

Flipflop wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:27 pm
They’ve put Boris on one of those new Dyson respirators - apparently he’s picking up nicely.
Unfortunately they now think there is a fault in the equipment because it seems to be continuously blowing hot air ?
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