Local cabinet maker died by drinking french polish
His family were devastated
But he had a lovely finish
Groan
Re: Groan
A bloke walked into a doctors office with a frog growing on his neck.
The doctor took a closer look and said;
“I’ve never seen anything like that before.
Can you tell me how it started?”
The frog said “As a boil on my arse”
The doctor took a closer look and said;
“I’ve never seen anything like that before.
Can you tell me how it started?”
The frog said “As a boil on my arse”
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Re: Groan
Two monkey's having a bath, first one gets in and says .... Ooh,Ooh,Ooh !
The other one says....well put some fu*king cold in then !
I hate those Russian dolls.......So full of themselves.
Do Elephants drink to forget ?
The other one says....well put some fu*king cold in then !
I hate those Russian dolls.......So full of themselves.
Do Elephants drink to forget ?
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Re: Groan
Sharon was feeling horny and looked forward to seeing her new chef boyfriend again.
She liked his beef in horseradish, but much preferred his pork in cider...
She liked his beef in horseradish, but much preferred his pork in cider...
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