Groan

[Mickdb1]

like this thread


I saw an AA man sitting in his truck with his head in his hands and crying.

I think he was heading for a breakdown.

[Monster]

My neighbour lives only a stones throw from me. Poor guy - just been taken to hospital with unexplained head injuries


Why did they stop the leper's ice hockey game? .... there was a face-off in the corner


What did the leper say to the prostitute? .... keep the tip

[daveuprite]

What did the leper say to the prostitute? .... keep the tip

That's gross.

Keep em coming...

[daveuprite]

How did the Italian chef die?

He pastaway...




and did you hear about the guy who tripped over into a big vat of curry?

He's fallen into a deep korma...

[Scott_rider]

Patient....Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains...

Doctor...Pull yourself together Man...

[Monster]

Doctor I have a problem ... I have 5 penises (?? Plural of penis ... Penie??)

Doctor has a look and says .... Wow! Never seen that before ... how does your underwear fit??

Wait for it !!!! Wait - Wait

He said ... Like a .... GLOVE!!

[tuftywhite]

When I'm older I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my Grandad did.



Not like the passengers on his bus!

[Helicoptermanr22]

Two parrots sat on a perch
One parrot says to the other

Stinks of fish around here!

[Chunkychops]

Said to my doctor, " I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs.
He said, 'You've got the crooner virus...."

I am just leaving now

[Billy Bananahead]

Well i said to my doctor, "i can't stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home",
he said, "It's Not Unusual".