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What's red and invisible?



No tomatoes!
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Agg(Skinny) wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:15 pm What do you call an Irish man who puts his table and chairs in the garden.

Paddy O'Furniture

Bye I'm going
What do you call an Irish fella stood between two panes of glass?
Paddy O'Doors
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Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.




Sorry.
Inspired by Asda's dumb substitution for skimmed milk powder!
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phil_h wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:04 pm Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.
Excellent! That definitely belongs in 'Groan'
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I went to the zoo the other day, but all they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu.



But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...
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What's long, black, hard and full of seamen?


A submarine.
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daveuprite wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:57 pm
But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...
I like that :lol:
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They’ve put Boris on one of those new Dyson respirators - apparently he’s picking up nicely.
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That sucks...
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Flipflop wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 3:27 pm They’ve put Boris on one of those new Dyson respirators - apparently he’s picking up nicely.
Unfortunately they now think there is a fault in the equipment because it seems to be continuously blowing hot air ?
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