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[Mickdb1]

My friend loves trivia and thinks that he is very clever

You can just hear him ... Did you know that the onion is the only food that can make you cry

So I threw a coconut at his face to prove him wrong

Tomatoes dont hurt me - he said with a grin
but these buggers did cos they came in a tin groan

[daveuprite]

[Spike941]

If you’re British when you enter the Gents, and British when you leave, what are you while you’re taking a piss?

European.

[phil_h]

Oh I so wish I hadnt noticed this forum
It definitely needs reporting but I bet none of you care a fig anyway

[daveuprite]

Oh I so wish I hadnt noticed this forum
It definitely needs reporting but I bet none of you care a fig anyway

That's a raisonable joke, but dated.

[OnHellas]

Oh I so wish I hadnt noticed this forum
It definitely needs reporting but I bet none of you care a fig anyway

That's a raisonable joke, but dated.

You two must be stoned if you think that’s funny....gets on my pip!

[gbags]

Time flies like an arrow

But fruit flies like a banana

[daveuprite]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: 1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: 2.50
HAND JOB: 10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes who are serving drinks.
"Can I help you?" she asks.
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

[Agg(Skinny)]

What do you call an Irish man who puts his table and chairs in the garden.

Paddy O'Furniture

Bye I'm going

[Billy Bananahead]

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?
So that he could watch telly.

I'll get me coat.