Shoplifting wife
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The doctors in Seychelles said that the guy who was eaten by a shark never suffered too much,
as he was only married for 11 days.
as he was only married for 11 days.
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
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A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
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Re: Shoplifting wife
Torture at the moment, left arm screwed fingers x'd it'll get better soon.herman wrote:Judging by the above I don't know if I'd bother mate. :dry: P.S. hows the back?
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
Re: Shoplifting wife
Sorry not mine from the Fringe
1. Nick Helm – “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
2. Tim Vine – “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
3. Hannibal Buress – “People say ‘I'm taking it one day at a time.’ You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works.”
4. Tim Key – “Drive Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car ...”
5. Matt Kirshen – “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.”
6. Sarah Millican – “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
7. Alan Sharp – “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
8. Mark Watson – “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
9. Andrew Lawrence – “I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
10. DeAnne Smith – “My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin.”
1. Nick Helm – “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
2. Tim Vine – “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”
3. Hannibal Buress – “People say ‘I'm taking it one day at a time.’ You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works.”
4. Tim Key – “Drive Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car ...”
5. Matt Kirshen – “I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.”
6. Sarah Millican – “My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
7. Alan Sharp – “I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.”
8. Mark Watson – “Someone asked me recently – what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I’m not falling for that one again, wife.”
9. Andrew Lawrence – “I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can’t even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.”
10. DeAnne Smith – “My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin.”
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The Wife came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked and walked into the bedroom. She said to me "babe, shut the curtains I don't want the neighbours to see me naked".
"Don't worry" I replied, "If the neighbours see you naked they will pull their own bloody curtains!!".
"Don't worry" I replied, "If the neighbours see you naked they will pull their own bloody curtains!!".
The lightest piece of kit is the one you leave behind...
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I have just bought a new wide angle lens for the camera, I not sure if its any good but I am going to see how it pans out.
The lightest piece of kit is the one you leave behind...
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I'm watching the Liverpool version of the Silince of the Lambs tonight; it's called Shuttup Ewes.
They are making a new film about Howard Shipman starring Robert DeNero as the Old Dear Hunter.
They are making a new film about Howard Shipman starring Robert DeNero as the Old Dear Hunter.
The end of the road is the start of the fun
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
A bad day on the bike is still better than a good day at the office
DRZ 400
XR 400 R
Re: Shoplifting wife
You know what,when I get home tonight I am gonna rip my wife's nickers straight off...........They don't half cut into the top of my legs. :dry:
The secret of a long life is knowing when its time to go.
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I know where Gaddaffi is hidding....
He's on the Disney Channel..
oh no, thats Gaddaffi Duck.....
He's on the Disney Channel..
oh no, thats Gaddaffi Duck.....
Treat every situation like a dog..
If you can't hump it or eat it, piss on it and walk away.
If you can't hump it or eat it, piss on it and walk away.