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Shoplifting wife

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:44 pm
by Jelly
A Woman appeared before the Court for stealing a tin of peaches.
The Magistrate asked her, "How many peaches were in the tin?"
"Four your honour" she said.
"Well, I'm going to sentence you to one month in jail for every peach you stole, he said."
With that, her Husband called out from the gallery, "She also stole a tin of peas".
:laugh:

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:01 am
by moto al
good one he he,al

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:37 am
by The Wilbur
Two elephants went to the beach, but only one went for a swim.

Why?

Because they only had one pair of trunks. :P

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:17 pm
by mark1150
A horse walks into a bar; barman says "why the long face?"
Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar; barman says "Is this some sort of a joke?"

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:02 pm
by Jelly
Crystal ball for sale, £40

but you will knock me down to £35.


:laugh:

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:09 pm
by mark1150
Jelly wrote:Crystal ball for sale, £40

but you will knock me down to £35.


:laugh:
Funny, I saw that one coming :dry:


I had a crystal ball once, played havoc with the way I walked. :lol:

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:16 pm
by herman
I used to be a practicing clairvoyant but I gave it up....I just could'nt see a future in it. :whistle:

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:42 pm
by Morph
I had a curried pelican at the local indian. Not bad, but the bill was enormous!

I then chose the Balti Tarka - its a bit like a balti Tikka but a little otter!

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:56 pm
by dave_ac
A huge white stallion walk into a bar and asked the bar man, 'i'll have a whiskey please'

The bar man replied, 'Hey we have a whiskey named after you'

The white stallion said, 'What Eric?'

Re: Shoplifting wife

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:06 pm
by mark1150
I was going to tell my car park joke; but it's wrong on every level.


BTW, I think there ought to be a humour / joke category.