Crap Joke time

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Post by PaulinBont » Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:21 pm

Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?

Sister Mary: "It sure does"!

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Re: Crap Joke time

Post by motorbike » Mon Mar 21, 2016 5:11 pm

man walks into a chinese carry out establishment

a sweet n sour pork n fried rice please
'whotch u wo!
a sweet and sour pork n fried rice!
'whotch u wo!
A SWEET AND SOUR PORK N FRIED RICE!!!

'NO WHOTCH U WO IT'S JUST BEEN PAINTED!!!!

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Re: Crap Joke time

Post by Mawnanian » Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:39 pm

PaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?

Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
Same two nuns out for a bike ride.

Sister Bernadette; "I've never come this way before"

Sister Mary; I have, fun isn't it?

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Re: Crap Joke time

Post by Biker_Mike » Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:28 pm

This is a bad corny joke
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Post by Bigdavesmate » Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:10 pm

PaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?

Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
Same thing wick in wick out.
Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen.- Louis L'Amour

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Crap Joke time

Post by -Ralph- » Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:56 pm

Teacher asks her kids to form a sentence using the word contagious.

Billy says "When I had chickenpox Mummy said I couldn't come to school because I was very contagious"

Very good Billy, what about you Fiona?

"My cat had an eye infection and I was told not to touch it because it was contagious"

Very good Fiona. She turns to an Irish boy and says, "what about you Paddy?"

Paddy says he was driving along in the car with his Dad and they saw a lorry load of potato's shed all over the road. Paddy's Dad said (read out loud in an Irish accent)

"I'm glad I'm not the poor bastard pickin' those up, it's gonna take the contagious!"

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Post by Spike941 » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:58 am

An English cat called One Two Three, and a French cat called Un Deux Trois, decided to have a swimming race across the channel.

Q. Which cat won?
A. One Two Three won, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

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Post by AirbusPaul » Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:54 pm

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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Post by steve172 » Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:04 pm

PaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?

Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
I don't get it :blush:

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Re: Crap Joke time

Post by Biker_Mike » Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:39 pm

steve172 wrote:
PaulinBont wrote:Sister Bernadette: " Where's the candle"?

Sister Mary: "It sure does"!
I don't get it :blush:
Where's (wears) the candle?

It (masturbation) sure does.

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