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just checked my ticket :pinch:

top line reads "YOUR NUMBERS MATCH"

heart in mouth for a split second scroll down 2 numbers and a win of £3.60 :whistle:

better than nowt though, though I was of to buy my bike stable bas£$"!""

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Ever wake up to an email which says - Good news about your ticket! As you open it there's always that slight chance.......
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Not long after lottery started one of he guys at work bosted he had got all six numbers on one ticket.
Then he hit us with the fatefull words

"On two seperate lines" got £20 instead of £2M

How gutted was he :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I'm more than happy to win the £3.60 that another ticket and a bag of chips, ever cloud has a silver lining.

But my heart did give a big leap and then my brain went "New bikes"

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Heard a story of a guy who walks into a Bentley showroom,says he's had a little win on the lottery,and would like to test one of the cars. During the drive,the salesman asks him how much he'd won? To which the guy replied..£10! :laugh:
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About 5 years ago a guy I worked with won £300K - he was only about 20, but chucked his job, told them they could shove it.... I wonder how far £300K gets you these days. Probably not very far.
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A couple more wins like that you can fly over here and we can go camel rustling Spud. (thumbs)
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Post by steve_h80 »

A few years back a sparkie who worked for one of our contractors won a couple of million.
Needless to say he retired.
A few weeks later, desperate for a sparkie, they called him up.
You should have heard the cheer when he walked onto the site.
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Jim Lovell wrote:A couple more wins like that you can fly over here and we can go camel rustling Spud. (thumbs)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh those eyes :kiss:

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Post by lancashirelad »

chrisinflight wrote:Ever wake up to an email which says - Good news about your ticket! As you open it there's always that slight chance.......
I have twice a couple of weeks ago, one on the morning of my birthday but alas both were for £25 but a win is a win!!!
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