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Re: wife!

Post by bowber » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:06 pm

Come on bull, don't go sensible on us :-D
I'd do mains/cat interface, or step in one of it's craps and walk it into the house.

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Re: wife!

Post by fullerton » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:25 pm

Big Frog, get yourself a big frog. My missus hates them so found one in the pound and told her i found it the workshop and it turns up every year

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Re: wife!

Post by spasm » Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:17 am

sell the cat to the chinese takeaway
i only need one wheel .......... the rear

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Re: wife!

Post by 92kk k100lt 193214 » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:45 am

My shed has power, tools, everything, it also has 3 keys.....I keep all 3. My bike shed has room for 3 cars, also has 3 keys but no power, I keep all 3 [keys that is].....Simples.

And the cats have access to the bike shed. But no people so no problems.

If you have to share, put in extra power outlets, for her use. She might end up forgetting to plug something back in because she is darning your socks, ironing your shirt, washing your bike gear, making your dinner or whatever.....
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Re: wife!

Post by PaulinBont » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:37 am

For having the sheer cheek to trespass into your mancave, put the impudent wench over your knee and give her a sound thrashing :P

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Re: wife!

Post by 92kk k100lt 193214 » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:03 pm

She could be in there counting your bikes and that's not good. If you don't count the shoes/handbags/coats in her wardrobe she sure shouldn't be counting your bikes. When a strange one appears you have to be able to say you had it a while or you are minding it for Joe while he is in Australia.....only for him to decide after a year he doesn't want it......
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Re: wife!

Post by yamahafjr1300! » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:03 pm

move bike into the house & evict wife to the garage to keep the cat company!

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Post by moto al » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:13 pm

It could be worse ,you could have bought your good lady this opp from Santa.Ho Ho :blink:
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And she used to be good lookin :woohoo:
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Post by Crossrutted » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:19 pm

moto al wrote:It could be worse ,you could have bought your good lady this opp from Santa.Ho Ho :blink:
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And she used to be good lookin :woohoo:
Mmmmn - disaster, however she now looks capable of sucking the seeds out of a grape .....result!

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Re: wife!

Post by Nigel » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:39 pm

Or as Willie Nelson so eloquently put it "she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" :laugh:

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