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Post by skinny » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:29 pm

Answers please,
Sunny day, get the bike out of shed for a bit of a blast only to find that wife unplugged optimizer so stray cat can have heater on! Bite lip and laugh/go to the pub/find it funny(like she does)or beat her with a stick! (Joke) :angry:

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Re: wife!

Post by MarkN » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:33 pm

Give her a good caning!

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Re: wife!

Post by threepot » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:36 pm

change lock on shed! and don't give cat or wife a key :whistle:

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Post by special one » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:38 pm

Get a better battery, I never use optimates or any trickle chargers, left my bikes for two months before and started up fine.
You must have a crap battery or a crap alarm or both (thumbs)
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Re: wife!

Post by picos mestizo » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:40 pm

skinny wrote:Answers please,
Sunny day, get the bike out of shed for a bit of a blast only to find that wife unplugged optimizer so stray cat can have heater on! Bite lip and laugh/go to the pub/find it funny(like she does)or beat her with a stick! (Joke) :angry:
You must have a shagged battery or something leaking the current away. :unsure:
Should be able to leave them a few months & still get a start if everything is working properly!
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Re: wife!

Post by skinny » Tue Dec 30, 2014 12:45 pm

Big engine,crap alarm and not used since September (other toys) looks like the pub and fingers X'ed for tomorrow! Then get the stick out! :whistle: :whistle:

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Re: wife!

Post by boboneleg » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:10 pm

That's bloody funny Skinny, nevermind the pub is warmer :laugh:
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Re: wife!

Post by skinny » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:14 pm

Haha how you doing Bob? You came down to mine and had a go on my ttr.

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Re: wife!

Post by TomBoyNI » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:26 pm

You nearly had it right, all of your suggestions are good, just the wrong order...

Bite lip, go to the pub, beat her with a stick, find it funny and laugh.

Only joking please don't beat your wife! :ohmy:
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Re: wife!

Post by Kinioo » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:33 pm

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