ABR lonely hearts?

[davec]

and what about the 1 percent on Abr that are ladies

LOL I think they'll have been well and truly scared off by now?

[Phil]

..I'm sure I read or herd of a county or village where ther was women who outnumber men.

yeah....Chester (apparently)

Davec: mate, with that profile pic the birds will chasing you down the street!

[ZX Raziel]

and what about the 1 percent on Abr that are ladies

LOL I think they'll have been well and truly scared off by now?

yeap

[viince]

I`m not single I`m married to my bike :laugh:
Well it takes all my time and money, but it does have an off switch

this must be for you why a bikes better than a woman
sorry it's a bit long :whistle:


• Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.
• You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it.
• You can choke your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.
• Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.
• Motorcycles don't snore.
• Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
• Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.
• You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle.
• If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
• If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
• If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
• If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
• If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
• If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
• If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
• It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
• Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
• Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
• Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
• Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
• Motorcycles don't have parents.
• Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
• Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
• Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
• Motorcycles last longer.
• Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
• Motorcycles' curves never sag.
• New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
• When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
• You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
• You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.
• You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
• You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that • Motorcycles are equals.
• You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
• You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn.
• Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
• Your Motorcycle doesn't car what you're wearing when you take it out.
• Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike MORE enjoyable.
• The rashes you get from motorcycles go away without those painful IM Penicillin shots.
• One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement.
• Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need.
• Motorcycles always sound pleasant.
• Unlike women FAT motorcycles aren't cheap dates.

[ZX Raziel]

I`m not single I`m married to my bike :laugh:
Well it takes all my time and money, but it does have an off switch

good point :whistle:

[viince]

..and sure ther are some cross dressers

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[hodgerydoo]

This wasn't actually my idea and according to my girlfriend I'm not single.

So... I'm asking this for a friend...

How many single/unattached ABR's are there out there?

Thinking about all the amazing trips people go on and the rides out, weekends away, trips abroad etc. etc. Then thinking what my other half would say if I asked for a "pass" I just presumed nearly everyone on here was single.

[peterekins]

Good idea, I'm not single, but always on the look out, whoops, she's behind me,,HELP!!! :unsure:

[davec]

Davec: mate, with that profile pic the birds will chasing you down the street!

Arrrr must like strong cider :laugh:

[bull]

i am not single, but my advice to any single lad out there is to stay single, you guys just dont know how good you have it. :woohoo: