Tour Blanche

[chunky butt]

Oh yes, wrist exercises done, and continuing and what's that bob ....... it'll make you blind

[daveuprite]

So it's Tour Blanche day tomorrow. Off to Shan's tonight so we can be ready to go on Sunday at the crack of Dawn (whoever she is...).

Quick Check List:

Entry Docs - READY
Motorbike - CHECK
Brain - NOT NECESSARY
Will - MADE

[chunky butt]

Oh yes, still doing wrist exercises, quite exhausting now, finally found some fuel ( temp ban on filling fuel cans ) on lash at Shan's tonight, to help numb any pains.......bring on dawn's crack she could help with the wrist exercises

[MR X]

Oh God there all turning up to night

Been and found some old wet wood for the log burner so if you all huddle around it you might get some warmth
that's if you can get it going !
Had to put some doors on up stairs ( well not stairs as you know them, just some old planks I found in the garden ) . don't wont no getting in the wrong bed , Unless that's your thing, also thought you might not like any one seeing you when your sat on the seat dropping one down the manhole ,

You guys do know I don't live in this house

[chunky butt]

Don't worry to much mark, I've gone for the all inclusive buddy

[PHILinFRANCE]

Shit !!! good job i read this , just finnished work and packed but forgot paper work

[IanB]

Good luck boys, have a great time...........

[chunky butt]

Well just got back home, what a great day, havnt seen so much mud for a long time, laughed all day, brill. Big thanks to mark for organising and putting us all up, and his good lady for lovely nosh last night. Couple of small injuries, but think Phil will explain with full ride report. Bloody great fun, apart from on going cramp probs

[daveuprite]

Yep, top day. I haven't seen that much mud for a long time. It was more like sailing a boat than riding a bike - front and rear end sliding simultaneously every few seconds. Mental.

About 190 bikes turned up ! Brilliant mixture of little 2 strokes and 4s, everything from a Beta 50 to even a KTM 690R. Mostly 250cc - 500cc enduro bikes. 91kms ridden, at least 95% off road. Marshalling and organisation superb. Good stop at about 60kms for bread rolls, satsumas and wine. Then a sit down 3 course meal for about 200 people in the community centre.

Only small thing to spoil it was a stupid old english nimby f*cker in a car who had nothing better to do with his sad little life than complain about the bikes. So we shot him and carried on. Problem solved.

As said by Steve above, many thanks to Shan and Audrey for accommodation and food, and to Phil, Barry, Shan and Steve for spraying mud bloody everywhere. Photos and hopefully some video to come.

A brilliant ride all told. Mr Large White Wine, Mr Ray Burn and Mr Ray Dox are calling...

[PHILinFRANCE]

............................ It were alrite ...................... R un R later but most of the vids are steamed upor shit up