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STILL for sale due to a time waster !!

I advertised my snake for sale on several sites - then I had a guy ring me up

He wants to know all about the snake .... so I explain everything in detail

Then he asks how big is it ... so I say its a really big snake

How many feet he says?? That's when I hung up on him!! Obviously he knows nothing about snakes!!

There must be some way to link this to the Brexit thread, but for the life of me I can't work out how to do it safely without getting beaten up by half (no, let's just say, "a representitve proportion") of the members here...

So how many feet is the snake

smudger272 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 05, 2019 10:45 pm So how many feet is the snake

A snake doesn’t have any feet!!

Is it a Tetrapodophis?

Fossil-hunters have found several extinct snakes with stunted hind legs, and modern boas and pythons still have a pair of little spurs. “But no snake has ever been found with four legs. This is a once-in-a-lifetime discovery.” Martill called the creature Tetrapodophis: four-legged snake

is it a metric snake? there for no feet .

Ok smart arses how long is the snake ....

smudger272 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:31 pm Ok smart arses how long is the snake ....

Twice the distance from the centre, to any one end

simonw wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:50 pm There must be some way to link this to the Brexit thread, but for the life of me I can't work out how to do it safely without getting beaten up by half (no, let's just say, "a representitve proportion") of the members here...

we are taking back the pounds and ounces as well this means all distances will be in inches feet and yards

Guess that is what happens when you advertise your (trouser) "snake" on grinder