Fantastic New Accessory

[daveuprite]

OK, so we've had 33 degrees for the last few days and could go higher. There's a day out at Steve's on Sunday and I need a way to keep cool.

Well I'm not known as 'Dave the Shit Inventor' for nothing so I I thought I should live up to my name and create a solution.

I present the (patent-pending) 'Acme Enduro Fan':



Obviously I'll have to spare you the finer points of technical engineering because nobody on here is qualified to appreciate the close tolerances and skilled fabrication that went into this piece of work.

Anyway, I think it's COOOOOL .

[chunky butt]

Yep....knob of the year award, though think we should "test in the field" on sunday......hey what happened to the bra thingey whatsit...

[diggermanbob]

Yep....knob of the year award, though think we should "test in the field" on sunday......hey what happened to the bra thingey whatsit...

Come on Steve he has obviously gone bra less in this hot weather , oh god I now have this disgusting picture in my head

[herman]

This has to be a wind up

[Tramp]

To keep cool in hot weather a wet bandana aroind the neck works cool thd brains nicely....i just fill my helmet with water and woosh...hairwashed ...Dave find a french fountain and do a stupid dance in it...on video of coarse

[daveuprite]

This has to be a wind up

No no, it's connected to the battery...

[daveuprite]

...Dave find a french fountain and do a stupid dance in it...on video of coarse

OK

[daveuprite]

hey what happened to the bra thingey whatsit...

It got bust

[Andi_Archer]

The backdraft must add at least a couple of miles an hour to the bike too

[daveuprite]

The backdraft must add at least a couple of miles an hour to the bike too

Ah, now here we have someone who understands the full implications of this groundbreaking development.

The MkII will have several fans pointing downwards and will be called 'The Endroneo'