Man maths moment

[herman]

Pushed it too far tonight when I suggested the dinning room would make an ideal workshop to do the swap over. The Paddington Bear stare from her took the paint off the door frame I was hurriedly backing out of.

OK, this should be your strategy:

Start talking at length about how powerful the human subconscious is, how it can imagine things to the extent that they look and feel real. Then blame any medication she is taking (for anything) and persuade her that the bike in the dining room is no more than a very persuasive optical illusion. Occasionally take it outside but keep talking about it as if it might be there. Spread doubt about its existence until your partner can no longer tell truth from fiction.

This tactic is working well for Donald Trump right now, so surely it's worth a try...

Ah Daphne Du Maurier tactics.

[Ksithumper]

....so my plan to hide a couple of mine at your gaff until the heat dies down here isn't gonna work then? Rather selfish of you...

[herman]

Well it has begun DSC01633 by herman munster, on FlickrDSC01634 by herman munster, on Flickr

[daveuprite]

What bikes? All I see is a washer/dryer and a wall that needs rendering.

The stickers all over the fridge are a bit debatable, I suppose, but luckily there are no bikes in the way of them...

[zimtim]

Well it has begun DSC01633 by herman munster, on Flickr

see your bed is ready

[chunky butt]

What's with the long bungee

[~ACP~]

see your bed is ready

I don't think he uses that bed, it's impregnated with petrol

[herman]

Front ends swapped and the silver one almost returned to standard now. DSC01638 by herman munster, on Flickr

[herman]

Its done Rode it today once I had correctly fitted the sidestand cut out switch but its first outing will be the MCN show at the weekend......by van as its on the Rally Raid stand. DSC01641 by herman munster, on FlickrDSC01644 by herman munster, on Flickr

[Tramp]

Opps show it some real mud then go take it and show folks its wild side... You after a discount on blingy bits and bet them tyrws are a bastatd to change.... My bike is awaiting delivery of some suitable knobbly tyres...