I hear you can use a swan's neck to polish those difficult to reach places. Takes a while to train the swan....daveuprite wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:57 pm Rita is now bathed in coconut milk, rubbed down by comely maidens with a hide from the fluffiest chamois I could catch, polished by a troupe of especially soft koala bears and put to bed in her man-cave until next time.
First ride on the 2020 Beta 390RR
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Brenhden
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Re: First ride on the 2020 Beta 390RR
And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.
Suzuki DR200 Djebel.
Suzuki DR200 Djebel.
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daveuprite
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Re: First ride on the 2020 Beta 390RR
Excellent suggestion there Bren. I suppose a black swan wouldn't show the dirt so much as a white Mute? Although that couldn't complain I guess...
Any other ideas for bike-buffing wildlife?
Any other ideas for bike-buffing wildlife?
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Re: First ride on the 2020 Beta 390RR
Sounds like a GAY bike to me flower 
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Re: First ride on the 2020 Beta 390RR
So is Rita a lesbian, Phil? How do you know? She hasn't come out to me yet...
