EDC 2016 Maroc Ride Report

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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by WIBO » Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:44 am

aliwakeskate wrote:
WIBO wrote:Out of the feche-feche and onto harder going I of course snatch stall and drop my moto.....after pictures are taken before helping...I'm again reminded to check my rear sprocket in case all the teeth have rounded off and I have end up stranded for three weeks.

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Excellent.....hosed myself again!! LOL
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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by WIBO » Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:03 am

qwerty wrote:Hey Keith the fella holding the funnel in the blue shirt is the same guy that stole Will's ktm 450 exc in 2013

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I had a lucky escape there !! :lol: :lol:
ps it was 65 Dirham for 5 litres



That's correct Roger, his name is Mohar.... I wrote a strong worded letter to Management regarding his lack of suitable headgear and protection........and.......I reported him to all and sundry but ultimately the blame lies with Willie Spray for allowing him to ride his moto without having completed a course....there's a summons in the post....



I can still remember the smell of the clutch to this day. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:





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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by WIBO » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:34 pm

Just after the hard pack there's a section of silty going before hard pack returns en route to the selected wild camp area.



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No smiling allowed......they've all been warned before but they keep doing it....



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That's better........this is a very serious matter...you're not here to have fun....







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Stop it Henderson!!!






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Rest stop to take in the scenery.......




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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by PHILinFRANCE » Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:52 pm

:laugh: you're just getting lazy Keith !!! far to many rest breaks :laugh:

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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by rodyorkabr » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:17 pm

WIBO wrote:
Some might know the origins of this sticker??? lol
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Yes I do. ;) ..one young whipper snapper that I went with, took it upon himself to adorn all garages and indeed petrol pump attendants with stickers...the youth of today!...it sounds like we had a similar team!
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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by ollydog » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:49 pm

zimtim wrote:Thank you for brightening a dull dark winters evening. (thumbs) (thumbs)

Just one thing are you sure thats a putter and not a sand wedge that Gordon is using :whistle: :whistle:
keep it coming

cuase its not a sandwich its got no cheese n ham hanging out

great read chaps just like it should be a good piss taking laugh

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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by WIBO » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:51 am

We ride on in the direction of the camping....close to auberge Dinosaur.


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We find the underground burrow and daytime nesting site of a vampire giraffe....we stay well back and take a picture quickly in case nobody will believe us




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We leave in case we disturb it.....but just then Percy drops his moto..a picture is taken before we all ride off leaving him to fend for himself....




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When he caught up he told us the vampire giraffe was indeed disturbed and came out to chase him......North African vampire giraffes are different from Southern African vampire giraffes in that they can be out in daylight and don't ride bicycles.



He was able to take a picture before riding off......



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Here is a Police artists impression of what damage these creatures can inflict.









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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by jonperry64 » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:35 am

First vampire giraffe pic looks 'armless to me Keith.

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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by WIBO » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:44 am

jonperry64 wrote:First vampire giraffe pic looks 'armless to me Keith.



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Re: 2O16 EDC Maroc Ride Report

Post by PHILinFRANCE » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:57 am

:woohoo: mad as a box of frogs mate .....loving it (thumbs)

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