The Meta butt plug arrived yesterday. Took 5 seconds to fit into the 18 pin connector. Turn the key. Fuel pump sound - that's good. Thumb the starter - engine turns over - that's very good. Full choke, 10 secs of turning over and boom - one cylinder kicks in. Then eventually both. After 4 years sitt...

MotoCP wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:45 pm

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That has to be the cutest looking dog ever....

Trying out the new KTMs https://i.gyazo.com/c2703e78ea50be370605f93b944aef2f.jpg https://i.gyazo.com/952de472b256721e4912315bf101c38c.jpg and on the way there someones out for a nice flight https://i.gyazo.com/efec26f76472d877890a61cc9fc2532e.png Ooh nice. So what did you ride and what did you think?

About 25 years ago I gave our dog a Magnum ice cream, a whole one straight from the stick.....I even held it for him. Yep, 15 minutes later and Benny was looking at the Magnum on the carpet, I didn’t let him eat it a second time. Our Max is utterly gross. If he gets the chance he treats his own vom...

PHILinFRANCE wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:54 am

Good old Rocamadour.

You guys should just lie down on the road and make a zebra crossing

Bloody brilliant few days with you and Jax. Can't wait to be back down there again later in the year. Glad you had a good time, Phil. I meant to join you guys along with Matt and Steve, but I decided to have a much better time digging fence post holes and mucking out horses. At least I know how to ...

Had our lunch in the garden, got distracted and turned our backs for a minute, and left a 500g pack of butter on the table. Sure enough Max the eating machine swiped the butter and ran off with it, then wolfed the lot. Tick tock tick tock, the waiting game began. Which end would it emerge from and w...

Set up a bench grinder with a wire brush wheel, next to the bike. Then just remove each bolt one by one, buzz it through the wheel for a nice bright shine and refit with a squirt of WD / ACF or whatever. I've revived whole bolt sets on bikes very nicely like this. http://pkpbruins.com/wp-content/upl...

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Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:45 pm

chunky butt wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:41 pm

Don't be getting all sensible now Alan.....it's a slippery slope buddy

We shouldn't worry I'm sure it's just a temporary blip he will be buying an FJ1300r next , it's the way to go

Sounds like you're happy with that bike, Bob?

Gaerne are the business, but do you really need full extreme off-road protection levels? Depends what you'll end up doing in the back of beyond. Perhaps consider more comfort and walkability plus medium protection. The low version of the Forma ADV boots look like you could even hike in them a bit. h...