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by daveuprite
Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:57 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 64
Views: 2037

Re: Groan

I went to the zoo the other day, but all they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu.



But, what they did have was a baguette in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and he said it was bred in captivity...
by daveuprite
Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:54 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 64
Views: 2037

Re: Groan

phil_h wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:04 pm
Doctor doctor, I've got a terrible craving for CoffeeMate.
Ah, you've got the Creamer Virus.
Excellent! That definitely belongs in 'Groan'
by daveuprite
Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:39 am
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Covid 19 Coronavirus
Replies: 383
Views: 14522

Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus

Feeling enormously better today. Slept like a particularly fluffy log wrapped in cotton wool perched on a cloud, last night - which was very welcome. Dreamed about greenlaning and Glastonbury, rather than giant pangollins with bat-wings - which again was nice. Cough at least 75% better, aching gone,...
by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:11 pm
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Groan
Replies: 64
Views: 2037

Re: Groan

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: 1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: 2.50 HAND JOB: 10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes who are serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the m...
by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:00 pm
Forum: BIKES
Topic: What would put you off buying a GS1200/1250?
Replies: 53
Views: 3329

Re: What would put you off buying a GS1200/1250?

When you're off road in mud, ruts, gravel, rocks, sand etc, nobody ever said "How I wish I had a bigger, heavier bike"
by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: WE LOVE PICS
Topic: Photo chain link...
Replies: 289
Views: 6096

Re: Photo chain link...

Paul - you missed an opportunity there. I was just about to post this:

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by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: WELCOME NEWBIE
Topic: New on the forum saying hello from London
Replies: 3
Views: 99

Re: New on the forum saying hello from London

Hello everyone. My name is Bartek. Living in London (not far from Ace Cafe). Riding CB1300. Don't drive so motorcycle is my mine commute source and my stress relief when leisure ride[emoji3526] And I love using it for travel too. Hoping to explore Europe when the recent crisis finish. But been so f...
by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: WE LOVE PICS
Topic: Photo chain link...
Replies: 289
Views: 6096

Re: Photo chain link...

Link: obvious I think...

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by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:50 am
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Covid 19 Coronavirus
Replies: 383
Views: 14522

Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus

Keep on getting better, are they testing you in France? Well we haven't really 'declared' ourselves. We just phoned the number and listened to a recorded message with advice etc. So we haven't asked for a test. I wouldn't want to right now anyway. Best to ration the testing kits to the frontline wo...
by daveuprite
Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:43 am
Forum: THE PUB
Topic: Covid 19 Coronavirus
Replies: 383
Views: 14522

Re: Covid 19 Coronavirus

Haven't heard much from Garyboy lately. Does anyone know if he's OK?

I mean he's probably fine. Maybe he's busy burning down mobile phone masts or something. But it would be good to know he's alright.

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