They must've admired your handy-work, that's nearly a consultancy position £££

After nearly two weeks of ownership, I’m just back from the 600 mile dealer service and I’m increasingly impressed by the T700 (bought with just 340 miles on). The torque the engine produces allows really lazy gear selection, so accelerating from low speeds in high gears is fine. I set off from sta...

Has anybody fitted heated grips? Anyone gone for the genuine Yamaha offerings? Hi Yep - I had the Yam grips fitted by the dealers before pickup and using them through the winter has been fine mostly on setting 2 that said I've never had heated grips before. Setting 3 was very warm even in the snow....

bill_qaz wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 27, 2020 10:55 am

Somebody filmed me on their phone because I was sneezing.
Apparently it's gone viral

Whenever I've sneezed for the last few weeks I've shouted SAWDUST so people don't stampede away in panic

Agg(Skinny) wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:15 pm

What do you call an Irish man who puts his table and chairs in the garden.

Paddy O'Furniture

Bye I'm going

What do you call an Irish fella stood between two panes of glass?
Paddy O'Doors

It'll make his handle bars ever so sluggish

Dog proofed the pond, made some gates, trimmed some trees - I'm going to need B&Q and Skrewfix open soon, supplies are running out. Had a go at wood carving yesterday with a bit of one of the trees I'd trimmed, a fun couple of hours - Easter Island style head not a self portrait, not sanded it down ...

Just arrived Dear Harvey, Earlier today you saw an email from us promoting the last few discounted tickets available for the Adventure Bike Rider Festival in July. Of course, following last night’s announcement and ongoing events, you may have been shocked to see such an email in your inbox. I would...

If I get one more e-mail from the CEO of some poxy company I once transacted with telling me how to avoid the disease and what stirling work their company is doing in the face of adversity I'm gonna lose it. Even had a mail from the opticians regurgitating everything the government has already circu...

Welcome the bunker, wipe yer feet 'n wash yer hands

Harv