After yet another 5 hour journey ended with my knee joints screaming in unison I decided to give them a break :pinch: I'm a long legged tall rider and am on the search for a standard seat for my GS (or a raised one - make me an offer) and would be happy to swap it for my lowered seat which the previ...

It has raised some great questions also - what do you do if you run out of tampons? Can bears smell blood?

You know that question is asked a lot by ladies, especially in context of Russia or Canada...

Absolutely right. And they can also be used to soak up bad fuel in the base of a tank when it needs to be emptied and the last bit can't or doesnt want to come out. In fact tampons can be used to great effect in a few circumstances (apart from their intended purpose) Apparently they are also good a...

i wouldnt worry about it, die hard sportsbike riders try and take the p##s out of everyone not on a 1000cc sportsbike, they are just jealous of the fact that off the bikes we dont look like dayglow hunchbacked gibbons who have shat their pants. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That made me spray my coffee o...

*Stands up, holds up her hand, sighs* OK, it was me who set up the lady biker group on here. Why? Because as has been pointed out, ladies have questions that simply cannot be answered by the average male and is more often than not met with either a stony silence or the macho anti-female 'well, don't...

As I write its -2C outside, my house is resembling a fridge and I still need a set of replacement panniers and new tent

Can't wait! :laugh:

Wow - if I knew about the YBR 125G I would have done my best to get that ordered in. Mine is now moving on being for sale as I've emigrated to the GS, but this 125G looks like a fun bike to keep in the garage for weekend trails. Found this image which just goes to show anything is possible :) http:/...

Its £2.50 in WH Smiths

Also try out this online motorbike theory test for free - also good to see what rules are changed:

Online Motorbike theory test part one

Online test part two

Morph wrote:If I went away for a weekend with another bloke in a Jetta people would talk...

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Eeeek hmy: Sorry to hear that Jim. The resting part may be boring but the more you rest it the quicker you knee will start working again. Do what I did and catch up with youtube and various books and magazines, and we'll soon see you back on your feet