omg...stand up on the rough stuff

Asia and Africa? Honda or Yamaha,,,with the Yamaha AG200 its the one where you will always get spares. In the Congo its the bike of choice for the Police! A 1200 GS may be nice but can you pick it up again after you fall off (and you will)? However I did read about a guy doing the Dalton whose ...

KTM only if you dont have to sit down and also feed oil into it every 1000km

Riding in a T shirt???

You obviously haven't done a flying W on a gravel road at 100kph....Yet!