Readers Exposed: Greg Pepper

Readers Exposed
Greg Pepper

This is your chance to get your mug in the mag; share your adventure stories and tell us all about your two-wheeled dream machine

Name: Greg Pepper | Age: 43 | Occupation: Self-employed businessman

Photo: Greg Pepper

FIRST BIKE: Yamaha DT50
CURRENT BIKE: BMW R 1200 GSA
DREAM BIKE: I’m fortunate enough to have it in the shed already!
FERRY OR TUNNEL? Always the tunnel, otherwise known as the ‘Elongated Coffin’, which I helped build
MOST EXPENSIVE MOTORCYCLE ACCESSORY EVER BOUGHT: My Zega pannier system
LIFELONG AMBITION: To ride top-to-toe through Africa. (I don’t have to wait long as I’m going this December!)
IDEAL TRAVEL PARTNER: My wife, of course! Or my friend Paul Phillips
MOST DANGEROUS MOMENT: Being arrested at gunpoint while sat on my bike in Uzhgorod on the border with Slovakia and the Ukraine in 2011; I think a little bit of pee came out
MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: Three weeks in to a six-week trip to Iran in 2011, waking up in the morning with a feeling of absolute freedom. I’d not experienced that feeling since I was a young boy in short trousers
WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST WHEN TRAVELLING?
Nothing! Honestly…

BMW-R-12oo-GSA
Photo: Greg Pepper

PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET AND THE QUESTION YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO ASK THEM: To the Mayor of Hirosima: “So, how loud was the bang?”
FAVOURITE CRAP JOKE: If you think that nobody cares whether you’re dead or alive, try missing a few payments!
WRITE a 50-WORD PERSONAL AD FOR YOU AND YOUR BIKE AS IF YOU WERE BOTH GOING TO JOIN AN ADVENTURE BIKE RIDER DATING SITE: Angry, 6ft, neurotic, balding, partially blind ex-circus lion tamer turned adventure motorcyclist, comes with a collection of warning labels, a new bike in tow, and a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and axle grease. Seeks exotic female, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, for bizarre sex, whippings and fashion consulting – no freaks!

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